Last night at around midnight you would NOT believe what I saw!I was up to watch the re-runs of the late late late show when I saw Mrs. Shears' dog called uhm...erm.. WELLINGTON, yes that's right, DEAD. D E A D as a doornail as we would say in my day, just LYING there in her front yard. It was an absolutely horrifying and disgusting sight and to make matters EVEN worse, a FORK was sticking out of it. I shudder just to even THINK about it. That Boone child who lives down the block had obviously seen this and as I watched he walked over to the dog and pulled the fork out of the dog and HUGGED HIM. A few minutes later, Mrs. Shears must have been watching the late late late show to because she came out, saw the whole catastrophe and started yelling at the asinine child who was STILL holding the dog. While being yelled at, the stupid child dropped the dog, rolled over onto the grass and started groaning. GROANING, I TELL YOU. It was as if he was possessed. Someone called the po po and it all went downhill from there. A policewoman took Mrs. Shears back inside her home while another policeman questioned the Boone child who was definitely not having a cooperative day. He lied down on the grass again and started making sounds that sounded like whale noises.Then, out of the blue he HITS THE POLICEMAN. I KNOW. I'm still surprised at it too. We all knew that he was off, but not that much! The policeman, of course, arrested him (Hallelujah!) and escorted him away to the police station.

That's all I have to say for now. I have to wake up early tomorrow to call the computer person to find out why my computer keeps smoking.
As the french say,
Au revoir!