Last Blog Post For a While :( :( :(

I apologize for the blog post yesterday. I fell out of a tree, and as you can imagine, it wasn't very comfy EXCEPT poor poor poor old Sugarplum was at the base of the tree to catch my fall. It is doing okay-ish, thanks to the many layers of pooifness, but I am stuck in the hospital with a broken leg. This might be the last blog post for a while because all that I am supposed to be doing right now is "resting". Resting, ha! I pick-pocketed a nurse's iPhone to write this out quickly and I'm sure that she'll be looking for it soon. I'll miss all my readers very much, but rest assured I will be back!

<3
(that's the internet symbol for love. that is not what it looks like to me.)

Bye!!!

p.s. I forgot to write this, but the Boone family looks happy now. sigh. I do love happy endings.

Gossip Girl XOX

Isn't that a great title?? It might be my new name of my blog, but apparently according to my nephew that's and actual show. People these days, keep stealing my ideas before I can get them to the media!
So, some more juicy gossip: I saw Christopher and his mother get into Mr. Shears' car and as soon as they took off, Mrs. Shears' came barreling out of her house yelling and screaming and cursing. I love my neighborhood! So much drama! Just like my old high school days.......... Of course, it was usually me causing all the drama, but same difference same difference!
My computer has broken down again. I am writing this in a tree in a notebook, observing all the events happening in the neighborhood.  Anyway I AH EHUd AFH  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHH

update on update!

Well, of course you can imagine that when Ed (Mr. Boone) came home to not find Christopher, he went completely ballistic, called the police and organized a MANHUNT for the child! I agree with Mr. Tibbles on this one, "Sometimes, I can't believe this country. Back in the day, if a stupid child like the Boone child ran away, nobody would care! His loss, their gain!" Completely true, Mr. Tibbles. But this is the one and ONLY time that I will agree with you. You're too rude to my cat for us to be friends. 

Onto happier things, I bought Sugarplum another hat! Here's a "pic!"

Bye for now!!!

UPDATE

I was gardening this morning, and saw that after Mr. Boone had left the house for his work, Christopher came out from the bushes, took some food from his bad and ran over to Mrs. Shears' house. He banged raucously on her door, but when no-one answered, he gave up and walked around the house to sit beside  a dustbin. He sat there for a few minutes, then, walked over to Mrs. Alexander's house. He rang the doorbell and she came quickly to the door and they talked for a bit, and with each passing second, I saw that Christopher was getting more and more frustrated until he finally got fed up (I suppose) and walked back to his house. Then, dear reader, I saw him do one of his stupidest acts yet! He found a brick, picked it up and THREW it through the window of his house! He climbed inside and grabbed a couple things (This is something called an inference where I make an educated guess based on facts. I don't know if he did for sure, but his bag was bulkier than before) and when he was walking away from his house, I saw the bright glittering happiness of a credit card. A CREDIT CARD! Certainly not his, but his fathers! He STOLE the credit card! What an insufferable child! He continued walking out of the neighborhood until I could no longer see him. I end this post with mixed feelings. Happy, because the child is no longer here to bang on doors and do his nightly walks, but at the same time, mad, because until he comes back or I hear something new, I have nothing else to report. Harrumph! Children these days are so inconsiderate! Au revoir!

My Beautiful Flower Garden

Just take a look! The flowers are in bloom like my wrinkly heart.
Nothing can compare to the beauty, except maybe my Sugarplum. Oooh! That sounds like a poem! I should write one!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't know how to end this poem, oh pooh.
It's feeding time for Sugarplum-I'll be back on later if anything else happens!

MAJOR PLOT TWIST AHEAD

Ok. So remember how I told you about how Christopher's mother had died and left he and he father to fend for themselves? No? Oops. I must have forgotten. My memory isn't what it used to be. Well, she had died and everyone was sad and coincidentally, at around the time that she died, Mr Shears got into a fight with Mrs. Shears and HE LEFT HER. It was the biggest scandal of the day!!! Unfortunately, I hadn't discovered this wonderful Internet thingymabob yet so I didn't have anyone to share the news with. But now I do! So anyway, back on track now, apparently, (brace yourself)

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MRS. BOONE DIDN'T DIE.

I know.

I know.

I know. 

When I heard the news I had to sit down with a cup of earl grey. Maybe you should too. You look a little pale. 

Not only did she not die, but she ran away with Mr. Shears!!!!! People these days, you just don't know what to do with them. They have such loose morals now.

Christopher found out too and is now currently hiding in the Boone garden. See? This is how up to date I am. Everything is happening now. I don't know what will happen next, but I will keep all you people who are currently sitting down with a cup of tea, shell shocked, up to date with the news. I'll post back later when something new delvolpes! I just love it when juicy details come flooding out!!! It remind me of my younger days... I have to take Suagrplum to the vet now, but don't worry. My spies will keep in touch with me!!!!!!

Pic of Sugarplum

Haha. Pic is a new for picture I learned today!! My grandson told me this over the phone, after helping me learn how to turn on my computer. (I promise that I pressed the on button!!!) I think he was rolling his eyes the entire time, but he's so lucky to have such a cool grandma like me that has her own blog!!!
I found a old picture of Sugarplum from Halloween a couple years ago, when it was white everywhere. (It fell into a bowl of bleach. Sugarplum doesn't have the most gymnastic abilities)
Here it is!!:

Awwwww isn't Sugarplum the cutest?

Toodle-oo!